This is insecurity and mental instability in the form of text.

Although devilishly amusing to read it’s also a good learning tool for men. We’ve all dealt with crazy females at one time or another (although probably not to this extreme).

Betas aren’t turned into whipped purse holders overnight. It’s a long, grueling process that becomes all too obvious when you visit that certain buddy you haven’t seen in a while. If left unchecked the right woman can turned even the most hardened man into a pussy-begging softie. Don’t think it can’t happen to you.

Crazy chick attempts to use every manipulation tactic in the book in order to hook Kevin.

1. Accusations Card

The first red flag goes up when she assumes Kevin’s plans with his buddies is a fabricated excuse designed to blow her off. She persists with this notion by attempting to prove that he is a liar.

“So between 2am when I left and 11am when I asked to hang out u made plans? that is since u wok up at 12.”

2. Guilt Card

After the accusation power play blows up in her face crazy girl retracts, asking Kevin to delete her number. She lays on the guilt hoping that he’ll feel bad for her, back down and apologize.

“I don’t have any friends Kevin, thats why I ask to hang out. and I assumed since u like me, u wouldn’t mind getting together more than one a week”

3. So Sorry Card

Kevin fails to take the bait so at this point JJ (aka crazy girl) doesn’t have a leg to stand on. This is when full on desperation mode begins. JJ scrambles to confront him as text messaging is clearly not working. She rattles on about how sorry she is for attempting to bully him.

“I just want to fix this, because I messed up, and its a crappy feeling.”

4. Complements Card

After apologizing profusely JJ moves on to using complements as a way to win Kevin’s attention. She tells him that he is a great man. Already she has all these warm, fuzzy feeling about him.

“Hey Kevin. I just want u to know, I think ur a great man and Im glad I have got the chance to meet u. Its been a long time since I have been this excited about anyone.”

5. Jealousy Card

JJ pulls out her final trump card when she tells Kevin she has a date with another guy. She even pretends to accidently send him a text intended for her new love interest.

“Hey Mike, I made it home saftly. Thank u for being there for me tonight.”

So what do you think? Did Kevin handle the situation correctly? Was he a douchebag for ignoring so many of crazy girl’s text messages before telling her the score?