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UPDATE: A new report from MSNBC suggests that the original report is a hoax.

Never underestimate a woman’s penchant for cruelty after a breakup or heated argument. Unsuspecting men have had their car keyed, been cornered by thuggish white knights duped into believing their target is the ‘bad guy.’ They’ve been bullied by law enforcers quick to believe a woman’s distortions when delivered with crocodile tears.

And yes, it can happen to you.

As unsettling as the named vindictive acts are, none of it can hold a candle to this story:

A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak’s dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages,” Olszewski said.

Yahoo! News reporter Eric Pfeiffer conveniently left out a important detail that needs emphasis. The bandages prevented him from opening his mouth and discovering what she had done until leaving the dental office.

“She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist,” he said.

Trust was a luxury she fully exploited:

“I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.”

“But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it!”

“The bitch had emptied my mouth.”

Adding to his trauma, Olszewski’s love life has been sabotaged:

“The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.”

“And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something,” he said.

Prosecutors say the dentist is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient.

In a sane society most people would feel a modicum of sympathy for this man, and would at least denounce “DDS” Anna Mackowiak’s gross misconduct.

Sadly I’m trapped in Bizzaro World.

Kool-Aid drinking commenters have amazingly either sided with the women, believing she must have had a justifiable cause, have cracked jokes at the man’s expense, or have called him stupid in an attempt to blame the victim.

Although hitting up his ex for dental work showed poor judgment, nobody could have predicted such a sadistic procedure. It’s easy to slam him in hindsight.

My purpose isn’t to piss on the peanut parade, or try to slap sense into the willfully “ignorant.” It is to dissect the undercurrent of misandry here for those willing to see it.

If the general madness of popular opinion doesn’t agitate you, this particular comment might:

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Luckily the dude with a dominant ‘stache corrected this asshat. Too bad Mr. McGrunt appears to be rapidly reproducing.

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