Crime scene in China’s Haiku City, Hainan Province.

Cue the lame “ballbuster” jokes.

A Chinese man was killed last week when a woman viciously squeezed his testicles until he fell to the pavement.

The drama began when the unidentified 41-year-old woman tried to park her scooter in front of a shop in China’s Haiku City. When the 42-year-old store owner refused to allow it, the woman became hostile, calling her husband and brother to the scene to dole out punishment on her behalf.

A fist fight ensued involving the three men. At some point in the broil, the woman grabbed the man’s testicles, squeezing them so hard that he collapsed.

The victim was immediately rushed to a hospital for treatment but lamentably died.

Deplorable comparison to “bite mark” squabble

It’s annoying enough that the HuffPost files atrocities committed by women against men under “weird news.”

Author Hilary Tuttle clues us in to how little she values men’s lives by indirectly comparing a horrendous crime that resulted in death to a case in which a 15-year-old girl was bitten on the breast.

She makes the connection under the guise that both scenarios were brought about due to a parking quarrel:

Parking disputes can get ugly just about anywhere. On March 26, Louisiana resident Shawntay Brown, 19, was arrested for biting a 15-year-old’s breast during a brawl in Monroe.

An affidavit in the case included a police officer’s statement that the 15 year old “showed me the bite mark.”

Yeah, getting a “bite mark” is so comparable to being beaten mercilessly by two men, having one’s balls crushed as the grand finale, and then dying.