Women

Online Dating as a Female Ego Boost

The internet dating treadmill is masochism for men. And that’s a fetish box I didn’t check. There are no shortcuts to standing out; attracting women requires taking risks. As clicking and typing gets a danger score of zero, expect abysmal

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Online Dating as a Female Ego Boost

The internet dating treadmill is masochism for men. And that’s a fetish box I didn’t check. There are no shortcuts to standing out; attracting women requires taking risks. As clicking and typing gets a danger score of zero, expect abysmal

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‘Fatkini’ Retina Bombings

Social revolution doesn’t need to involve firing rifles at soda bottles, leafing through the Anarchist Cookbook, or marching alongside fellow degenerates holding signs emblazoned with fallacious slogans. Now all you need is your lardtastic bod, a Lane Bryant bikini and

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‘Fatkini’ Retina Bombings

Social revolution doesn’t need to involve firing rifles at soda bottles, leafing through the Anarchist Cookbook, or marching alongside fellow degenerates holding signs emblazoned with fallacious slogans. Now all you need is your lardtastic bod, a Lane Bryant bikini and

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Feminism: Stronghold for Borderlines

Chain-smoking vlogger Aurini labels borderlines “perpetual victims” in his series describing the four main personality disorders. He opens by noting that psychologists get tongue-tied when breaking down the characteristics of borderlines. There are three reasons for this: The borderline’s tendency

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Feminism: Stronghold for Borderlines

Chain-smoking vlogger Aurini labels borderlines “perpetual victims” in his series describing the four main personality disorders. He opens by noting that psychologists get tongue-tied when breaking down the characteristics of borderlines. There are three reasons for this: The borderline’s tendency

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Fatty Hypocrites and Their Skinny Shaming

Today heretical blogger Ferdinand Bardamu commented on the astonishingly histrionic reactions Chad Daring’s ‘The No Fat Chicks Challenge’ got on Tumblr. Various lard-loving, muffin-topped obesity apologists read the article in disgust, unable to contain their tantrums. They then reblogged the entry

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Fatty Hypocrites and Their Skinny Shaming

Today heretical blogger Ferdinand Bardamu commented on the astonishingly histrionic reactions Chad Daring’s ‘The No Fat Chicks Challenge’ got on Tumblr. Various lard-loving, muffin-topped obesity apologists read the article in disgust, unable to contain their tantrums. They then reblogged the entry

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Why Women Ruin Their Husband’s Friendships

In a video dubbed ‘Bill Maher vs Feminism,’ the comic discloses that he’s the last of his “guy friends to have never gotten married” and that they’re wives “don’t want them playing” with him. He then likens himself to the

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Why Women Ruin Their Husband’s Friendships

In a video dubbed ‘Bill Maher vs Feminism,’ the comic discloses that he’s the last of his “guy friends to have never gotten married” and that they’re wives “don’t want them playing” with him. He then likens himself to the

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E-Slobbering over Boobies, the Mangina Way

What’s next Good Men Project, a piece entitled ‘I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie’? Unveiled just three years ago, the GMP has become a parody of itself. The absurdity began when Mark Radcliffe spoke of the wonders of women

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E-Slobbering over Boobies, the Mangina Way

What’s next Good Men Project, a piece entitled ‘I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie’? Unveiled just three years ago, the GMP has become a parody of itself. The absurdity began when Mark Radcliffe spoke of the wonders of women

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‘Understanding Women:’ A Book I’d Like to Destroy

Reflecting on my past self as a dating novice is an uncomfortable trip indeed. I’ve made plenty of embarrassing blunders in my dealings with women throughout the years. In an attempt to preserve my pride, I had swallowed enough proverbial

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‘Understanding Women:’ A Book I’d Like to Destroy

Reflecting on my past self as a dating novice is an uncomfortable trip indeed. I’ve made plenty of embarrassing blunders in my dealings with women throughout the years. In an attempt to preserve my pride, I had swallowed enough proverbial

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Planned Parenthood Rejects Tucker Max’s ‘Dirty,’ $500k Donation

Reformed ‘fratire’ author and self-styled ‘raging dickhead’ Tucker Max has no shortage of haters. His raunchy, politically incorrect tales have been offending liberal journalists and feminist bloggers for roughly a decade. He’s been called a misogynist, a tool, and a

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Planned Parenthood Rejects Tucker Max’s ‘Dirty,’ $500k Donation

Reformed ‘fratire’ author and self-styled ‘raging dickhead’ Tucker Max has no shortage of haters. His raunchy, politically incorrect tales have been offending liberal journalists and feminist bloggers for roughly a decade. He’s been called a misogynist, a tool, and a

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Jezebel: Punch Annoying Frat Boys

As a social lubricant, alcohol is both a blessing and a curse. If you haven’t run into obnoxious, belligerent drunks, you haven’t partied hard enough. It comes with the territory. When dudebros make annoying remarks in passing most sane people

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Jezebel: Punch Annoying Frat Boys

As a social lubricant, alcohol is both a blessing and a curse. If you haven’t run into obnoxious, belligerent drunks, you haven’t partied hard enough. It comes with the territory. When dudebros make annoying remarks in passing most sane people

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Prediction: No Jail for Bengals Cheerleader Accused of Sex with Student

Former NFL cheerleader Sarah Jones is getting dragged through the mud yet again. She recently pleaded not-guilty of charges that she had an affair with one of her ninth-grade students. I’ll bust out the crystal ball, and make a “startling”

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Prediction: No Jail for Bengals Cheerleader Accused of Sex with Student

Former NFL cheerleader Sarah Jones is getting dragged through the mud yet again. She recently pleaded not-guilty of charges that she had an affair with one of her ninth-grade students. I’ll bust out the crystal ball, and make a “startling”

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Drunk Moms Fight Taunters, Nightclub Bouncers

‘A Current Affair’ recently covered a ferocious brawl outside of Sirens Nightclub in Terrigal, involving three out-of-control girls and a drunken mob. The turmoil began when they were allegedly taunted by a man. After an unruly reaction, two of the

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Drunk Moms Fight Taunters, Nightclub Bouncers

‘A Current Affair’ recently covered a ferocious brawl outside of Sirens Nightclub in Terrigal, involving three out-of-control girls and a drunken mob. The turmoil began when they were allegedly taunted by a man. After an unruly reaction, two of the

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National Cleavage Day: SlutWalk without the Attitude

Loosen up that top, ladies! It’s National Cleavage Day! And I, your resident unapologetically perverted capitalist, am here to fist-pump in approval. National Cleavage Day is a celebration of pushing bosoms out and together in a brassier. For the founders

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National Cleavage Day: SlutWalk without the Attitude

Loosen up that top, ladies! It’s National Cleavage Day! And I, your resident unapologetically perverted capitalist, am here to fist-pump in approval. National Cleavage Day is a celebration of pushing bosoms out and together in a brassier. For the founders

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Women: Career or Romance, Choose Your God

There’s a lot of money to be made in telling women what they want to hear. It’s no wonder they’re neck deep in the quicksand of delusion. When the house of cards falls, it’s devastating. For every article about female

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Women: Career or Romance, Choose Your God

There’s a lot of money to be made in telling women what they want to hear. It’s no wonder they’re neck deep in the quicksand of delusion. When the house of cards falls, it’s devastating. For every article about female

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“Circumcised or Intact?!” Screw Her Preference!

I find it hard to fathom that in the supposed age of reason, doctors continue to perform a bizarre tribal custom on any ground the pro-circ camp dreams up. Of all the poor justifications for circumcising baby boys, there are

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“Circumcised or Intact?!” Screw Her Preference!

I find it hard to fathom that in the supposed age of reason, doctors continue to perform a bizarre tribal custom on any ground the pro-circ camp dreams up. Of all the poor justifications for circumcising baby boys, there are

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